smackle

OK, this word is pretty unused but I spread it all over the internet. Muahahaha. Anyway, this means to smack and tackle someone at the same time. Also it could mean to do a huge belly-flop onto someone and tackle.

Boy1: Rofl hi it's me. (:
Girl: JOHNNY! -smackles-
Boy2: LOL.

Joe: Yo, man. Thank goodness no one is stealing mah gun right now.
Bob: HEEHEE! - takes gun -
Joe: - jumps off bridge and smackles -
Bob: Owwie.

by butterFLAII October 13, 2007

Spackle

When someone is so "special" you have to invent a new word for them

Man I just had a customer on the line, he was really SPACKLE!!

by myspace.com/noisepilotsuk February 13, 2009

Spackleback

When generally, but not always, a man ejaculates on the back of another.

Last night I gave her spackleback after riding her dogie style.

by Greg The Great 1973 October 2, 2010

crap snackle pop

When you eat nothing but power bars and seltzer water for a week, causing your shit to be thick and bubbly, hence the "pop."

After such a shit is obtained, the shitter takes a partial poo, keeping some around the hole (similar to a juicy rusty trombone) and a second person eats it with a spoon. This is usually done before noon in honor of Rice Krispies (TM)

Kate: "I love eating Rice Krispies (TM) for breakfast! They go 'crap snackle pop!'"

Peter: "Kate, you fucked that one up. But now that you mention it...would you eat the shit crust from my asshole?"

Kate: "Wow, that tastes so much better than cereal! MMMMM!"

by fabio the poopsmith February 25, 2008

spackle dwarf

to get completely owned allot more than just regular owned. it says you just got owned and are the bigest joo i have ever seen.

damn you just got spackle dwarfed

by rob the joo May 15, 2006

spackle tackle

A combat move. usually when completely plastered, when one decides it would be a good idea to throw one's friends up against, or possibly through, the nearest wall or coffee table. The resulting holes or marks on the wall, in addition to being very noticable, are considered worthy of being fixed promptly, unlike "I'll get to that later" things such as hundreds of beer cans around the drinking place, or puke all over the bathroom.

Home Depot cashier: Are you sure you need all this wall spackle?

Broham: Yeah, actually, my bro totally spackle tackled me through the wall so hard last night at the kegger it left a fuckin' hole. Gotta start repairin' that shit somewhere.

by Alex Virgo October 22, 2007

Spackle

When someone misplaces your casual reading glasses

Where are my glasses? I thought I put them in this glasses case?!

No, I put them in your other glasses case. Sorry, I spackled you.

by rosemaylodge July 5, 2012