Samir

A nigga who is trash at basketball

I was being like Samir yesterday

by Fck Sam May 22, 2020

smirky

Body language of a guilty teen boy who has been accused of some anti-social behaviour, but has faced it down and now knows that the charge cannot be proven against him.

"Man - that little sh*t is so smirky, just look at him. I know he did it. He knows he did it. I'm gonna nail his a*s if its the last thing I do!!"

by Nupe January 7, 2004

Sex Smirk

1. An involuntary smile that is the direct result of recent sex.

2. A grin that appears when your friends start talking about sex and they don't know that you've done it recently or ever.

Dude, what is with that Sex Smirk? The only girl you've seen all weekend is my sister...

by Prolemthas June 17, 2011

smirk-and-jerk

(v.) to roll one's eyes whilst concurrently simulating (male) masturbation , used whenever one encounters absolute douche-baggery or ridiculous-ness.

"I was TOTALLY pulling a smirk-and-jerk as my ex was telling me over the phone how he didn't miss me at all when my phone's missed call log proved otherwise."

by belleofthebaltimore September 28, 2006

samir patel

An indian halo god who gets poon out of the ying yang. Samir's golden tounge of fury is able to reject spicey chemicals and turn it into milky goodness.

Man you really Samir Patel'd Halo while eating a bowl of chilis and getting laid.

by Nathan Reich April 20, 2008

shmirah

1) The process of making sure children at shabbatons {religious retreat done over the Jewish sabbath) are not hooking up, and are in the proper areas at the proper times.

Aryeh: What are you up to now.
Erica: I have shmirah in like ten minutes.
Aryeh: Well, if you want, I'll help you with it.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

sumiruno

THE BEST TIKTOKER OUT THERE BETTER THEN CHARLI DAMELIO!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH! SHES ALSO THE HOTTEST OUT THERE PHOOO1! *DROOLS* <<<33333

sumiruno is the hottest chick out there

by idk what that mean July 21, 2021