stripeycockomienaitis

A rare medical condition affecting the optic nerve which renders the patient incapable of seeing a zebra's penis.

Her dream of becoming the zoo's head veterinarian ended when she was diagnosed with stripeycockomienaitis.

by galactic_sportsequipment April 6, 2011

Strikernaut

a fast, powerful, and unstoppable attacker.

Be careful when dealing with a Strikernaut, they WILL destroy your world.

by Strikernaut July 13, 2015

Strafer

Someone that makes beats like a BOSS

Dude 1: YO! That dude was a straight up STRAFER
Dude 2: You right!

by TazzGames December 27, 2017

Bottom Strike

When two gay men in a relationship decide neither of them will bottom for each other. Thus resulting in non-anal intercourse until the bottom strike ends.

Josh I wish you would end your bottom strike so we could make sweet love...and no I won't bottom for you.

by Quinns1337 June 23, 2011

Ted Striker syndrome

An in ability to enjoy a drink without spilling it down your shirt.

Ted Striker Syndrome

Ted Striker: It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

pours Gatorade into glass and then pours onto left side of his own face

by Elaine Dickinson November 18, 2013

seek 'n strike

a maneuver executed by one party in a failing, live-in relationship that involves the swift, stealthy relocation of all possessions elsewhere without the other party's knowledge.

Things aren't going well at all between us; I think she's a complete psycho. I'm going to have to perform a seek 'n strike soon.

by VoltaireJr September 10, 2009

Well known striker

Alex Kingi-Booth

Marcos “look at Alex’s shot” Jule “he’s a well known striker” Marcos “very good my friend”

by Marcus rashford November 14, 2021