the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion
strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over
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Going to a party or social gathering where there will be dancing and or girls sitting on your lap and wearing sweatpants in an attempt to amplify sexual arousal.
This was perfected by Big Boner Bendsten one night at that SCSU
This was perfected by Big Boner Bendsten one night at that SCSU
Yeah went to Sin City last night grinding up on mad girls in my AND 1 sweatpants god some wood in my sweats it was great!! Sure i got arrested for sexual assult...WAS a good night Bendsten Strategy
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Nations that have a centralized command doctrine usually place grand strategy over squad tactics.
Nations that have a centralized command doctrine usually place grand strategy over squad tactics.
1. "Recon has sighted Taliban infantry to the east of here, so we'll send 23rd division here and flank them with 29th division, located here." - General using grand strategy
2. "Did polish lancers really charge at German panzerkampfwagen?" -Armchair General magazine
3. "Fucking comet sighted!" - average Europa Universalis III player
2. "Did polish lancers really charge at German panzerkampfwagen?" -Armchair General magazine
3. "Fucking comet sighted!" - average Europa Universalis III player
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My boi Spikevegeta going for the swag strat here. It doesn't save any time, but it looks really cool.
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The Little Turd from Stratford gets more airplay than everybody else. If that's the best that Canada could offer, then I'm moving to the States.
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