smoking roaches

A phrase made up by Vetti to be used in two ways:

A) To describe the action of smoking the roach (last bit of) of a joint from a pipe or other smoking device.

B) Used as a replacement for "I'm low on weed!"

A) Man, I decided to start smoking roaches last night to save my stash for the weekend.

B) I don't care how good it is, man, I'm so desperate for weed, I'm smoking roaches!

by The Vetti July 29, 2008

Stroking

stroking

(verb)
(painfully)
to have a stroke

Synonyms:
OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING A STROKE

Examples:
IM STROKING CALL AN AMBULANCEFIWKJENURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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(verb)
(lustfully)
to stroke a diC-

Synonyms:
BIG GAE, sWeET aSS, COCK IN THE AS-

Examples:

*Wattpad writers*: He gently put his hand on his dick stroking it and biting his ear.
His own ea-

by nice try there idiot August 31, 2019

Beef strokinoff

To stroke ones beef with a fearsome hunger.

Beef strokinoff as used in a typical dialogue between an adolescent boy and his clueless mother. Mom- "Tommy can you come join the family for dinner?" Tommy-"I'd rather not mommy I'm having quite a delightful feast of beefstrokinoff at the moment "

by Chrisbycreme25 October 1, 2015

Smoking

The act of sucking on something long and slender until it fills your lungs up with sticky crap causing you to eventually gag.

I was smoking with this guy the other day, and I just couldn't stop gagging.

by TASC September 13, 2011

stoking

"Stoking" - verb - is the act of being "stoked". You can be stoking from something which has happened, is happening, or is about to. It's not fussy.

"Get a better pie. I am stoking right now."

"Stoking for the weekend..."

Fuck she was like a 10! Stoking much?

by Kate's Party Hire May 21, 2010

Smoking Clam Syndrome

A common disturb that still affects too large of a part of the male humans.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).

The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.

Mark: "hey man, Joe's completely out of control. Since he got with that chick, Shenonda, all he does is checking his phone, trying to reach her, taking notes of her gf's birthdays to appear nice and establish himself in her circle...".

David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".

by Parcerito January 31, 2010

Smokin' hot

A perfect ten female has it all - beautiful hair, face, tits, waist, ass and legs. And dressed in a very sexy and revealing way.

Oh, she KNOWS she's Smokin' Hot!

by EarlyBirdSRQ September 12, 2016