egg_sniffer123

he likes to rape eggs hard by georgies de great

hello Egg_sniffer123 can u rape me on this fine day???

by egg_sniffer123 May 23, 2018

pickle sniffer

Male homosexual

That Michael Kinkor is such a pickle sniffer, we can't take him anywhere without him chatting up other colon cowboys.

by Alfredikus Lamikus July 3, 2003

Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh

The #1 mesh for all your sifting needs, you will get tons of diamond and iron and gold etc.

Person 1: get me some gravel so i can use my Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh
Person 2: NO! im using my diamond meshes!
Person 1: WAIT YOU USED M DIAMONDS? IM BANNING U IDIOT!

by big boi anti soy January 30, 2019

stifficulties

to have trouble getting an erection

i hear kris has stifficulties

really?

yeh so i've heard

by mart1n222 September 1, 2009

Skiffen

The best person in the world. He usually has a lot of friends that uncontrollably shout out his name because of how amazing he is. He has been referred to as a god and many people adore him. He is always right, and the laws of nature will bend to his will to prove he is right.

Ashley: "Hey, is that skiffen"
Skiffen: "it's the Skiffen to you"
Ashley: "I'm sorry, it will never happen again"
Skiffen: "It better not"
Ashley: "You're right, you're always right and I am always wrong"

by a_follower_of_the_mighty_one February 3, 2010

Stiffocated

When during the act of fellatio the giver chokes/struggles for breath; caused usually by either party (or both at same time) being a little too enthusiastic during their performance

Eve was so into it that she nearly stiffocated

by Stringer Bill April 24, 2017

Stiffy Jimmy

A sex activity where the male gets a bone and puts 2 piece of wood or metal on top and bottom of the penis keeping it as stiff and straight as possible then putting it in the vagina and jimmieing his dick like a lockpick inside with a very fast forward and backward motion

Person: dude why is your cock so straight?

Me: oh me and my girl do the stiffy jimmy daily

by Habernero February 28, 2021