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Jank-Step

A quick 7 step dance move created by the Ultimate Janksters themselves (Savannah & Emily).

To learn read the directions that follow:
1: Frame your genitals with forward hip thrust

2: Spin in a 360 degree counter clockwise motion
3: Drop it low and swing that ass to the right simultaneously
4: High knee to the left

5: High knee to the right
6: Power pose #1 (e.g: superman pose, ghetto gang symbol pose, uber thrust, The Thinker pose etc)
7: Power pose # 2 (must be different from first power pose)

Fine print: this quick 7 step dance move is best done with an able bodied partner, in which case you should mirror each other's bodies to create a dance so enigmatic no one can resist your sex appeal.

BOOM ROASTED.
Dude, did you see those girls do the Jank-Step at that party? I had an instant erection I couldn't lose for weeks bro!

Sista, you got that Jank-Step on LOCK! i knoooow my brutha be lookin at chu gurl frand uh huh.
by Ultimate Janksters October 17, 2011
mugGet the Jank-Stepmug.

The brown step

coming from ocean springs mississsippi this is when you physically poop on some ones porch and then ring the door bell no bags no fire just shit
brought to sd as operation brown step
hey man what did you do this weekend

i brown stepped the principal

oh shit thats rough

well thats the brown step for you
by Th3 Sh3pard23 January 19, 2010
mugGet the The brown stepmug.

Top-Step

To continue building a joke up until it breaks down and leaves an awkward silence. So named because it is not unlike reaching the top of a flight of stairs, then putting your foot out for another step and stumbling because there isn't one.
"Dude, she's so easy a caveman could do her."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."
by Nichtus May 9, 2013
mugGet the Top-Stepmug.

Stepping Gas

During a running workout farts are released with each step
I had stepping gas for almost a half mile today!
by daparkster February 21, 2009
mugGet the Stepping Gasmug.

split step

A tennis technique in which you jump up then the instant you land on both feet you ran towards the ball.
Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.
by Slipp May 26, 2007
mugGet the split stepmug.

Step-Sensei

Dim-witted, Jabroni stepfather who was once a lame karate instructor.
My mom married my karate sensei when I was 9, hence, he became my Step-Sensei.
by DouglasQuaid September 5, 2012
mugGet the Step-Senseimug.

Stepping On A Lego

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.
Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.
by Morpheas7819 August 7, 2022
mugGet the Stepping On A Legomug.

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