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arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.
I'm still wiping off the arse stain.
by Libertine June 17, 2016
mugGet the arse stainmug.

stained rug

Any man juice that was caught in the pubic region of a female after enduring intercourse.
"After Johny and I were satisfied, i noticed i had a stained rug."
by AguguEmeka March 19, 2008
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November Stains

Usually occuring during the colder months of the year, hence "november", this term describes the phenomena of having the urge to deficate, but being too unwilling to leave warmth of your bed. You then proceed to release your excrement into your bed.
"John, what the hell happened in your bed?"
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."
by this guy 9999 November 16, 2009
mugGet the November Stainsmug.

Stained Glass

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.
“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”
by SoupGG March 15, 2020
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Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.
Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...
by opiuyt April 27, 2011
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Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.
Do not get hog stains on my wall.
by maccymac November 5, 2019
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muffin stain

A sweat stain left in a pantie after a workout by a fat chick
"You're being a muffin stain"
by Mr Isso September 16, 2013
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