Szechuan Squid

When a girl gives a handjob with her fingers gripping your dick from the end of your knob down. As you are about to blow your load, she squirts Sriracha sauce on the end of your dick and you blow a mixture of spunk and sriracha sauce all over her hand, resulting in a Szechuan Squid.
My mate Jeremy got so drunk last night, he agreed to give me a Szechuan Squid
by pellius_2000 October 22, 2018
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squid-inking

When in a meeting involving 3 or more parties, when one party is deliberately causing confusion, usually in order to advance their own agenda or to hide their own incompetence.
Mortimer doesn't really know what is going on, but he does not want his boss to know that, so he is squid-inking the whole meeting
by crazyhuman82 March 30, 2020
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Squid boi

a tall and skinny person with a big ass head
Person 1: Holy shit, look at that guy. He's 6"8, weighs 100 pounds, and biggest head I've ever seen.

Person 2: Oh my. He a squid boi.
by BIG SCRAP November 11, 2015
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Squid fuck

A very retarded 11 year old got mad at his friend and instead of saying fuck you he said “squid fuck
Squid fuck
by Skeen peen 69 420 October 26, 2019
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Cervical Squids

A form of stomach squids that reside in the cervix.
Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.
by vingen February 22, 2019
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Squid Gayme

A movie about Laura from Korea who is in a game where she has to eat squid spring rolls to win 45 billion won and then she plays marbles with her aulfella
Oh just seen this new movie called squid gayme which is totally not related to the Netflix series Squid Game
by JipperORolan October 03, 2021
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squid rape

To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.
Bob: So yesterday I had a lunchbox at school and...
you: "SQUID RAPE"
Bob: JESUS MY BALLS!!!!
by blackpowermothafucka March 18, 2007
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