Cervical Squids

A form of stomach squids that reside in the cervix.

Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.

by vingen February 22, 2019

squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.

I love my man, he always has squid testicles

by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016

squid-inking

When in a meeting involving 3 or more parties, when one party is deliberately causing confusion, usually in order to advance their own agenda or to hide their own incompetence.

Mortimer doesn't really know what is going on, but he does not want his boss to know that, so he is squid-inking the whole meeting

by crazyhuman82 March 30, 2020

Squid Parade

A parade in which the innocuous cephalopod, the Squid, is celebrated in all its glory.

Squid Parades usually take place during a 16 minute window between 11:52 pm on January 2nd, and 12:18 am on January 3rd. This time symbolizes the Squid's New Year.

Two places where this celebration takes place religiously, Squid Road in Oak Bay, WA, and Squid Row in Santa Cruz, CA, have been noted as being the two most "Formidable" locations on the planet... Coincidence?

Person one : "Hey Jon, did you hear about the Squid Parade going on in Santa Cruz next week?"

Person two : "Yes."

by Sucubus June 15, 2012

Squid fuck

A very retarded 11 year old got mad at his friend and instead of saying fuck you he said “squid fuck”

Squid fuck

by Skeen peen 69 420 October 26, 2019

Squid Gayme

A movie about Laura from Korea who is in a game where she has to eat squid spring rolls to win 45 billion won and then she plays marbles with her aulfella

Oh just seen this new movie called squid gayme which is totally not related to the Netflix series Squid Game

by JipperORolan October 3, 2021

squid rape

To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.

Bob: So yesterday I had a lunchbox at school and...
you: "SQUID RAPE"
Bob: JESUS MY BALLS!!!!

by blackpowermothafucka March 20, 2007