spud cock

A short fat cock that resembles a potato.

girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.

by jimmybomm June 3, 2020

Spuddy

Your highway speed buddy. The car on the highway that you travel with - sometimes leap frogging back and forth, but staying together while you travel a certain stretch of road. On long road trips, it's sad to see your spuddy get off the highway.

Awe, my spuddy just got off that exit - bye, spuddy!

by Freckles MaGee February 22, 2021

sourd

HUGE Gay/Pedophile ring. It has members all around the world and they communicate via discord.

Have you seen the new sourd members getting arrested?

by TheEvilTomb183 October 5, 2021

spud farmer

Piping Supervisor on a mine site

Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer

by spud farmer September 2, 2021

Spud neek

Option 1: you have a young spaniel puppy called Toby, and have a strange addiction to fucking it until it is paralysed.
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner

1: Corrr I did a spud neek on my dog the other day

2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek

by The master cock November 24, 2021

sprudungle

The losing hand of a card game, as defined by a five year old.

Pronounced spruh-dung-uhl.

You lost the game? You got the sprudungle!

by Sprudungle February 13, 2022

spud

When a turd causes toilet water to splash onto your butthole.

“That turd made a big spud!”

by Big Spudinsky March 13, 2022