spanking the muffin

having sexual intercourse. "Spanking" referring to the act of sex, "muffin" referring to the vagina

I was spanking the muffin all night, yo.

by xAngelx July 22, 2006

klank spanking

A term used to completely insault a person which can not possible have a comeback as it was an incredibly overkill insault.

James: Fuck i droped my coke
Justin: You god dam mother fucking, cock sucking, homosexual, donkey fucking, rim job master of fucking retarded swamp donkey whore bag.
James: That was Klank Spankingtastic or
James: Klank Spanking to the max or
James: You Klank Spanked me bad or
James: Fucking Klank Spanking BITCH

by -=[TNC]=- October 14, 2005

spanking my monkey

When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey

Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey

by deeznoots June 10, 2016

spanking

Procrastinating, often by web surfing online. Goofing off by enjoying yourself instead of getting something done. Refers specifically but not exclusively to masturbating ("spanking the monkey"), especially while looking at porn online.

Am I interrupting?
Nah, just spanking. What's up?

by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007

spankin'?

what's up?(only works on the telephone)

hello?hello?Spankin'?!nothin' holmes!Spankin' wit you?

by kidd December 9, 2004

spunjing

to make something or someone wet, orally

i was spunjing amie last night

by kirstymetcalfe August 24, 2009

spunkified

covered with spunk, or ejaculate.

Andy: Shit did you hear that dude ejaculated during a TSA pat down search.

Liz: Good. This TSA shit is ridiculous. I hope all the guards get spunkified.

by lizzynicz66 December 2, 2010