punching the ignition

A term used to described and ignition of a car in order for the car to be stolen without a key.

The car thieve stole the car by punching the ignition.

by guy who got my ignition punche September 9, 2009

Punching the Lasagna

A male masturbation technique: Masturbating with a block of cheese until the penis bleeds.

Billy was punching the lasagna in the corner and began to cry.

by Benobledark December 15, 2007

Spunking

The act of caressing the ass of an unsuspecting victim.

Most often witnessed in subways. An acceptable but lesser used version can be used to describe rubbing ones own ass in a public place thereby making others feel uncomfortable.

(eg Spunking used to be my favorite hobby until I found out that all the times I've been maced can cause blindess)

by Mike Teri December 2, 2007

Hippie punching

1) When you take libtards under the bleachers for a bit of love and cuddles but won’t be seen with them in the light of day. 2) What happens to hippies who cry about not having other people pay for their healthcare via a "public option".

Q: “I’m a blogger, and I don’t know if you know this term, but are you familiar with the term hippie punching?”

A: "Are you a member of the "professional left"? Is this about the healthcare public option?! Bwah hah hah! We sold that one away to big pharma before you even heard about the term "Obamacare", suckaz! See you in November, m'kay?"

Q: "No."

by DA IRS IS GONNA GETCHA SOON September 25, 2010

Dump-spunking.

The act of taking a poop, and masturbating over it.

"Dude, did you see that bloke last night?!"
"I didn't see her, but I heard he was Dump-spunking."

by Bobski911 October 22, 2009

Staunching

To Staunch

This haapens in many nightclubs especially in Australia and New Zealand, where steroid bloated body builders stand around with their arms crossed and flexed shouldering anyone who walks past.

The music was great last night but those fags kept staunching me everytime I walked past.

by Capt. Beefheart April 15, 2005

punching the chipmunk

to frig off a woman using your fist in a punching motion

gemma can i punch your chipmunk or shall i boot you in the gooch instead you fat fuck

by gregg francis January 15, 2004