Splinterfusal

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.

Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.

by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021

Splinter271

1. One of the upcoming rookies in theories

2. Not well known yet.
3. Almost at 300 followers

There are many great theorists in the world. One upcoming theorist is Splinter271.

by wahtsmyuser March 10, 2021

splinter the rat

The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.

Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”

by Cathman17 April 28, 2021

Springerstiefel femme

A springerstiefel femme is a lesbian who is very girlish and feminine, and tends to dress appropriately (skirts, simple patterns, like a dainty hat or something) but, for one reason or another, insists on wearing usually very well maintained combat boots, like Doc Martens with red laces.

"What's up with Natalie? Is she a nazi or something?"
"Nah, she's just springerstiefel femme."

by straitjacketants November 13, 2023

Springer Peasant

A person who chooses to purchase nerf guns that don't use batteries to shoot., instead opting to use blasters that use air compression to fire darts.

!!!!FLYWHEEL MASTER RACE, DESTUCTION TO ALL SPRINGER PEASANTS!!!!

by DartDuck November 30, 2024

sprintzer

When a large amount of liquid is spraying from a small hole

One hot summer day Tommy went to turn on the water hose and he realized it was sprintzing from a tiny hole from his teeth had once bitin it

..damn?! Tommy’s chewing on the hose again?

‘Looks like we’ve got a sprintzer here!”

by Juicyjune00 February 7, 2024

Spr-inter

When it is suppose to be winter out side and you experience spring like conditions over the winter season, Creating terrible snow conditions for any enjoyable snow spot Ex. Sledding, Snowboarding, Skiing, Ice skating outdoors.
Also equally as shitty when its supposed to be spring out side and your experiencing winter like conditions Creating terrible conditions for any enjoyable spring/ summer sport Ex. Hiking, ATV riding , Picnics.

"This Spr-inter could F*#K right off its created terrible conditions for going sledding. I'v only gotten to go riding twice this year because of it!"

by Spr-inter March 11, 2024