Speckled Band

The act of asking to hang out every single day even tho no one can; the act of using the word “down” constantly; extremely annoying.

I was trying to chill today but I couldn’t because I was getting speckled band’ed all day.

by bigmatt June 28, 2021

sparkledaddy

Confident, independent, young woman who holds her own. Her style is unmatched. Her sparkling energy is contagious. Some may find her intimidating but she’s actually down to earth. She’s not only beautiful, but she’s hilarious. You won’t find her without her one of a kind Pomeranian, miss Noodle Lou.

“OMG! Did you see Sparkledaddy’s coat!? It was FUCKING iconic.”

by LukasL November 28, 2021

shrankled

Something that is both shrunken and wrinkled.

Honey—your dick is so shrankled!

by Nostradainus February 6, 2022

speckled hen

a kid with freckles.

"bruv i hate u m8 i'll bash ye head in in fortnite 1v1"
"shut up speckled hen"

by BlitzRain September 7, 2022

Speckled banded

The act of going on a ship to London with your best friend who gave you a mission but died before he could even tell you it and then a great detective walks in on you like: " even though your friend wasn't even dead to begin with.

Sholmes: time for a pointless deduction thingy

Ryunoske: OMFG AGAIN?!?!?!?

Ryunoske a year later: And that my friends was the time my friend Kazuma got speckled banded on the way to LOndon!

by I-Dip-Crisps-In-My-Juice October 8, 2022

Spacklepunch

When AWS releases a new feature just after you spent six weeks hacking together a stopgap.

Engineer1: Hey, check out these new service integrations.... Guess we don't need that gross proxy thing anymore
Engineer2: It never fails.... we've been spacklepunched again!

by awsguruguy November 28, 2022

spackle my weenus dongle

A tight-knit group of people with joint cares, a singleness of mind, and a collective evaluative perspective on life.

God has brought this spackle my weenus dongle together in such a way that we identify and share with one another in Truth, Goodness, and Beauty. We care about eudaimonia (good that is desirable for its own sake, the highest human good, how best to live) for this group of friends collectively, but also for each person in the group individually.

by The Perfect Burrito December 19, 2022