Elevator Spooning

When you are standing in an elevator and people decide it is a good idea to get as close as humanly possible instead of using the open space.

Man that old guy was really close to you, its like he wanted to start elevator spooning.

by Kbrock723 March 4, 2013

forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.

Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.

by carLito picante January 22, 2014

jelly spooning

When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.

Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.

by DesC87 November 17, 2014

Welsh Spooning

When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.

I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job

by ji.glas March 22, 2022

Sporking

When two bodies lay side by side as to spoon and later find themselves forking.

Sporking...use your godamn imagination you bafoon!

by Arabham Tobasco May 10, 2011

sporking

abbreviation for simultaneous porking.

simultaneous meaning two people porking their desired mates at the same time....more specifically on bunk beds.

did you have fun sporking last night? yeah but the bunk beds were super squeaky.

by mahofufu September 4, 2012

spooning snorkel

a breathing device used when you're spooning with your wife/slampiece

Man I was spooning with Meredith last night and i had to use a spooning snorkel so i could breath.

by big bert 69 March 18, 2011