spooge

Spooge. 1. The oozing blorp coming out of an ass that is not cum or turd. Only attained when the backdoor love nest is violated. First coined in Arlington VA by a brother who had come home to find two little bears in his bed.After their eviction he tucked in for a good nights sleep and stuck his hand in spooge. He's never been right since.

Its a funny color-a mixture of cumcream bloodred and a touch of brownius capiusturd-which has already lent itself to a new palette of colors-kind of spoogy." Ilay back sedated,sated and satisfied, but was soon horrified by the spooge dripping from her ass.Oh No!-It was Mom"s bed!

by The Bogey January 11, 2009

spooge

Marijuana bong residue after the water evaporates

If you clean my bong, you can have the spooge to smoke.

by gaknoid April 7, 2009

spooge

verb. the act or practice of slowly going down on a cock until he nuts in ur mouth and the eat out the buthole with a mouth full of the fresh load

We werent fucking, just straight spooge

by Travis11344 August 2, 2010

Spoogie

what poop and turd do on hump days.

1)I cant wait to have poopspoogie with turd

2) Spoogie with poop is awesome

by Turder Sauce October 5, 2004

SpoogE

A completely arrogant asshole with little or no respect for other human beings or any other species surrounding him. Spelt "SpoogE". Listens to heavy metal music and yells at people for no reason.

Dude don't be such a SpoogE or I'll get my dad in here and smack the shit out of you.

SpoogE crashed my website because I posted how he was a dick. He's a dick.

Dude what the fuck is SpoogE listening to?

by Lukaz Shuarez September 16, 2008

spoogleness

The number someone or a bot adds to the channel limit (shortly) after someone has joined, for flood control purposes.

15:02 * mf spoogles the channel with +2 spoogleness
15:02 -!- mode/#channel (+l 38) by mf

by mf March 17, 2005

spoogeglooperiffic

a sexual exclamation to describe something sexually pleasurable.

That orgasm was spoogeglooperiffic!

by Mike L P March 3, 2008