splunk

fornication in the location of nature
usually involves tree branches and rocks

i totally splunked a mountian man last week

by shlbz June 7, 2007

splintax

AKA Scott Young.
Asshole second to only that of Ben Guinery.

Maftei: Oh noes, splintax tried to break into my house.
G-Nat: Asshole.

by G-Nat December 25, 2004

Sprunt

To run like a cunt

Holy shit did u see Dave sprunt to the finish?

by Whits Dogg June 3, 2013

splurtch

splurtch (splerch) NOUN. The splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog.

I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009

Splutch

Most fun onomatopoeia to say ever.

Basically an upgraded version of the word "SPLAT".

1. *SPLutch, splUTch, spluTCH...*

2. A speeding locomotive hit Little Timmy and he went *SPLUTCH!*

3. I shat myself at work yesterday, and every time I sat down, my pants went *splutch*

4. William takes it in the ass from his cellmate, Diesel-Dick Dave, so the other inmates took to calling him "Billy ButtSplutch"

by Dungbladder Omega October 4, 2011

Splunk

The epitome of an incredible and immensely overpowered act.

Dang! No wonder she failed her test, she really needs to splunk more!

by DannyDevitostanpage May 2, 2023

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009