Night spanking

When you wake up in the middle of the night restless, so you decide to Masturbate to pass the time.

I could't sleep with all drugs took, hmm.....I guess I'll do some Night spanking

by Liberal Assassin January 25, 2017

Spanking a Gorilla

To tackle and dominate any hard task or situation.

A positive thing

Injust busted out with a serious backside 360. I spank gorillas

by Lee-Roy da' Lard Lump December 4, 2003

Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

monkey spanking a wheel

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.

" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"

by Adam Rem April 7, 2008

Slinking

The act of wrapping your unerrected cock around a fat chicks neck.

I slinkied Remy the other day.
I was slinking Andrea last night.

by striker0001 May 29, 2009

Slanking

Sleep wanking

I couldn't finish with this hot girl so I ended up slanking instead.

by Ajax9994 March 27, 2015

Spelunking

To engadge in anal sex with another person.

Nick went spelunking with Jen before he nailed her.

by Da Beave September 27, 2005