splicing

when girls masturbate, to be more exact the art of masturbation by inserting a object into a genital opening.

anna couldnt help splicing when she watched the tape of kevin in a goat suit.

by marcia brady November 15, 2003

splicer

one who used or still uses drugs as an excuse for mistakes

jen is an alright person but shes a splicer

by steven andrew c. February 8, 2008

Splick

A nickname for a retard who's a douchebag

You're such a splick man!

by Err someone with a buddy June 24, 2014

slock

sock, with an L added to it. See your a douche

Man dont make me slap you with my slock.

Im going to rock out with my slock out

by Tra February 8, 2004

Splices

Nickname given to overtly homosexual computer hackers.

That l33t hacker takes it in the ass! Of course he does, he's Splices.

by monkey account May 30, 2006

SHLOCK

Acronym; spat/sprayed hot liquid over computer keyboard.
See also SHLOMM; SHMUCK

That was so funny I shlock - ed.

by ketanga February 20, 2007

Solochristmakwansika

The combination of
1) The winter solctice
2) Christmas
3) Kwanza
4) Hanukah
This is better than saying "OH it's christmas time" Because that way you're at least covering 4 religions and not just one. It is so much fun to say, even if you have no idea what it means.

Happy Solochristmakwansika everybody!

by Stunningly Beautiful Brunette June 5, 2005