Banana Split

When a guy does the splits and hits his dong on the floor

Oww, dude I just did the banana splits

by GodsendGamer February 27, 2017

wig splitta

(n)-a cap peelin crack deala. (2) a person who is a professional killer who kills for nothing. (3) refers to gun or an apparatus with the intention to kill. Can also be used as "dont get cha wig splat" meaning dont get merked or beat down.

"Thats the wig splitta over there, hes infamous for killing cats."
"I got the wig splitta, now he's gonna pay."

by Kustard the Great May 21, 2006

American Split

In a warm envirement, so your balls are droopy you hold your penis between your balls and titty-fuck them.

I was bord of jackin off all day so I gave my self an American Split.

by ben the ram September 27, 2010

ass-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus

My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.

by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

split beaver

much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!

She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.

by kofi May 14, 2003

phlegm splitter

An iced drink of wine or liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients. Something resembling or suggesting such a drink

Lets go out after work for a phlegm splitter

Would anyone like a phlegm splitter before their meal?

by Bargo May 24, 2006

Shit-N-Split

The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.

That guy just did a Shit-N-Split! Then he shook Kevin's hand!

by JXV030 January 17, 2008