a spleenus is what chavs and other retarded stereotypes say when they arn't sure whether they are refering to their spleen or penis
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Get the Spleep mug.An invisible imaginary creature that manifests in the home's of bored children and adults.
A mischievous thing that likes to have fun by playing harmless tricks on people or doing things they are not supposed to do.
A Spleeg is not able or likely to cause harm to any living thing.
A Spleeg is welcome in most English home's and is usually a source of joy and endless entertainment for the fun and young at heart.
If the Spleeg is unlucky enough to appear to anyone averse or stodgy, they are a temporary minor inconvenience at worst and will normally move on when no attention is given.
A mischievous thing that likes to have fun by playing harmless tricks on people or doing things they are not supposed to do.
A Spleeg is not able or likely to cause harm to any living thing.
A Spleeg is welcome in most English home's and is usually a source of joy and endless entertainment for the fun and young at heart.
If the Spleeg is unlucky enough to appear to anyone averse or stodgy, they are a temporary minor inconvenience at worst and will normally move on when no attention is given.
" Henry wouldn't get dressed this morning, He was too busy chasing the Spleeg around the dining table"
" Ryan didn't really want a beer but the Spleeg said "meh,why not "
" Ryan didn't really want a beer but the Spleeg said "meh,why not "
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Get the yinkle spleeg mug.(1) A super attached girlfriend who (much like a parasite) sucks the life out of their boyfriend, human back pack, leech.
(2) A girl who has lost all friends due to 24/7 attachment to new boyfriend, a shadow.
(3) One who constantly seeks public displays of affection despite creating awkwardness for others, constantly refers to boyfriend as "BABE".
(2) A girl who has lost all friends due to 24/7 attachment to new boyfriend, a shadow.
(3) One who constantly seeks public displays of affection despite creating awkwardness for others, constantly refers to boyfriend as "BABE".
That spleach lived in our house for a year and has yet to pay a bill.
Your girl is turning into a real spleach!
That spleach got an open bar for her birthday but only 2 people came, herself and her man.
Your girl is turning into a real spleach!
That spleach got an open bar for her birthday but only 2 people came, herself and her man.
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