Sledgehammer to the coin machine

When a sledgehammer is swung willy nilly like towards the genitals of another person.

"Hey did you hear about Wilcox? He took a sledgehammer to the coin machine."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."

by The coin purse bandit May 18, 2022

sped shirt

An XL tie dye T-shirt with a printed image of an animal. The most common animals seen on this style shirt are white tigers and wolves.

"I really like this sped shirt. It channels my inner wolf energy."

by ferretz-6 April 23, 2023

Rez Sled

Junker car, usually full size Chevrolet/Ford of late 1970's early 1980's vintage. Often with multicolored body panels, and or rust holes through parts of the body. Bumpers may or may not have been replaced with a chunk of wood.
Most often seen in and around Indian reservations being driven by younger native individuals.

Nearly got run off the road last night by a bunch of nuts driving some rez sled down the highway.

by ThatEvilGuy February 16, 2009

Street Sledding

Street Sledding is an activity intended to be performed during the winter, preferably after a snow storm before streets have been plowed. The best way of street sledding is to take a car, preferably one with a trunk that can be opened all the way (hatch back style) and then find some secure mounting point on the car where a rope can be tied to connect the sled to the car. A trailer hitch is best but the latch for the trunk will do fine as well. Vehicles besides sleds can be used as well. The recommended speeds for this activity are between 25 and 30 mph, although going faster is fine if conditions are permitting.

Yesterday some of my friends went street sledding for two hours at the end of which we were pulled over by the cops.

by Sledhead December 23, 2009

Road Sled

A long, shitty car that is low to the ground and bottoms out even on flat, straight surfaces usually from lack of working shock absorbers. It sometimes is accompanied by mismatched tires, and doors. Also duct tape, and bungee cords may be visible. The car will most likely be traveling to Walmart, or an auto parts flea market.

Damn dude! Did you see that road sled just pass us?

by dickhole44 November 16, 2015

Jewish Sped Kike

Jewish Sped kike is a term that is used online in response to someone who is being a shit head

Billy: I fucked your mother last night

Tom: Shut the Fuck you you Jewish Sped Kike

by MrStealyoWhip December 24, 2020

The Sledge

Don't search The Sledge, there is nothing to find. Go away.

Jimmy: Hey, did you hear about The Sledge?
Kai: No
Fin: No
Clancy: No
The Sledge: No

by "The Sledge" May 19, 2022