noun - similar to the sex act known as the three-eyed turtle, but with the theme being tongues; a tongue in each hole of a woman; a LIMBER woman bends over holding her ankles while one person makes out with her, one person performs cunnilingus upon her, and one person performs ATM (a rim job); Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww... maybe..... not....... ummmmm.......
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the surgeon general, women should not perform the three-eyed salamander during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.
(2) Performance of the three-eyed salamander impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
(3) Because its just fucked up.......
(2) Performance of the three-eyed salamander impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
(3) Because its just fucked up.......
by TakeTheColtrane April 20, 2008
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An awesome slogan created by Budwiser that has evolved into an awesome thing to say after your favorite player in baseball hits a home run. Often the gong is followed up by a sound of a gong.
Don Orsilo: And David Ortiz gets a piece of that one and it's GONE!!!!
Me: Oh Yeah!! Slamalama-GONG-Ding Dong!!!
Me: Oh Yeah!! Slamalama-GONG-Ding Dong!!!
by Mr. Red Sox fan November 21, 2009
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Dude 2: That is so spamarific! xD
Dude 2: That is so spamarific! xD
by Wintin November 30, 2010
Get the Spamarific mug.The username of the SECOND coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you than anything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally killyourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technically far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything.
Worship, or perish.
Worship, or perish.
1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.
1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.
1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.
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by Some Dude March 27, 2003
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