Splak

To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, shoot.

I splakked on my girlfriends face last night.

by .:Splak|StackableNut October 9, 2005

Splashback

The water that goes up your ass when you launch a turd down into the toilet bowl.

John: Hey!
Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!

by Splashback. September 17, 2010

Splatch

Patch of hair located directly above the penis.

Man,that is one hairy splatch!

by Splatchness April 21, 2005

dick splasher

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.

-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!

by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009

Splash-Back

The achievement of getting water on ur bum after dropping a log down toilet

"Man, that was some mad splash-back i got there"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Fabio Splatter

This is when you are getting head on a roller coaster and you blow your load and hits the person in the seat behind you. Like when Fabio got hit by a bird riding a roller coaster. Look for Fabio hit in the face on YouTube for an example.

Guy in front "That was definitely the best roller coaster ride I've ever had" Guy behind him "Oh Fuck I wish I had kept my mouth shut during the ride, I never expected the Fabio Splatter!"

by King Dingus June 19, 2009

Natty Splatty's

The diarrhea type version of shits you get after a night of drinking Natural Light

Dude, when i woke up this morning i had the worst Natty Splatty's ever

by goodfella695 January 9, 2008