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"Hey are you a g"
"Fo' shizzle."
by D Roc32092 May 16, 2006
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Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle

Also referred to as the A.S.T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic, anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.

Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.
After that last final I feel like somebody reamed me with an Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle.
by DookMed2013 December 20, 2009
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I'm da shizzle

Hip-Hop slang for "I'm a white kid with no identity so I'll try being black this week"
When Brucie told his mommy "Hey Bitch, I'm da shizzle!" she wondered if she should stop voting for Democraps!
by Not a Democrat! April 15, 2003
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Fo' shizzle

Another contraction used by illiterate street trash. It is 'street' lingo meaning, "for sure". Only useful for making fun of said trash.
Q: My good fellow, are you a cock-gobbling, manjam sucking, illiterate seal clubber who uses nothing but slang to vainly try and communicate with your elders and betters?

A: Fo' shizzle!
by The Drizzle January 30, 2005
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fo shizzle my fizzle

The 'zzle' term for 'For Sure my friend!'
Shakesphere: "Yes, friend, I shall take out the donkey excretement"
Today: "Fo shizzle my fizzle. fo gimmieizzle my shvelizzle bizzle?"
by h4x0r_w00t! November 26, 2004
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Shizzle my nizzle

Tyrone: You goin to that party tonight, sucka?
Stanley: Why, for shizzle my nizzle!
by Vik March 4, 2003
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fo shizzle

1. A "trendy" slang term made up by Snoop Dog meaning "For sure" and all that jazz.

2. A term that people use to TRY to be trendy, like rich nerds.

3. A term someone uses to annoy the shit out of you because the term gets very annoying when repeated.
1. Person A: Wanna hit the mall later?
Person B: Fo shizzle!

2. Nerd A: Did you read about that HP
Pavillion 4000 laptop,
homie?
Nerd B: For shizzle, bitch!

3. Person A: Fo shizzle!
Person B: Shut the hell up, that
word is so old!
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by PeriwinkleMuffin June 24, 2005
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