sphincter murmur

occurs when your anus spasms after digestion of spicy foods.

when Dave ate the nacho pile he had a sphincter murmur.

by Dave Rollie April 8, 2008

Sphincter Hug

A rather affectionate term used to describe the act and capability of the anus to literally "hug" or embrace in a loving matter any type of cylindric object placed next or in front of the rectal arms.

1. I saw Rogelio giving sphincter hugs to Charlie on my way to the toilet.

2. I don't want to complicate things more, so I just think we should just stay with the sphincter hugs and leave it at that...

3. Man, Marcos gives the tightest bear hugs.

4. Martha surprised me with the sweetest "hug" this morning.

by CRICACHINA June 28, 2009

shit shunter

Homo-erectus; faggot.

The group identified 'gaylord' and 'nancy-boy' as meaning homosexual, but did not come up with more creative terms such as 'shit shunter' or 'trouser browser', much to my chagrin.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

sphinkter concarto

a farting or passing of gas

steve just conducted a sphinker concarto

by Regrebenellos Nehpets August 30, 2003

sphincterization

the buildup of anal sweat caused when one is physically active yet refuses to wash themselves for days on end.

Bill was quite a hockey jock, but suffered from massive sphincterization because he wouldn't shower after each game.

by Nick Andrews June 1, 2007

Sphincter Spix

Sons of bitches that sit behind you in a movie theatre and either; Chew their popcorn with their mouth open and don't realize that everyone around them is getting annoyed. Or, those bastards that breathe extremely loud and decide to let everyone know.

Annoyed person 1: What the hell is that noise, i'm trying to watch this movie!
Annoyed person 2: It's those damn sphincter spix behind us!

by Muffburger January 23, 2010

Sphincter Roulette

When victimized by food poisoning, one needs to put a vomit bucket in front of them while sitting on the toilet, not knowing from which end the next "issuance" (diarrhea or vomiting) will happen, or fear that the thrust from throwing up will cause diarrhea or vice versa.

"After some bad swordfish, I was sitting and playing sphincter roulette in the bathroom for most of the night."

by SJPUNOME, The Grand Pilubah February 25, 2015