face spank

The spanking of a partner's face with one's penis during oral sex.

I totally face-spanked that bitch with my man meat!

by Paracelsus June 4, 2004

Wanker Spanker

Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.

Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.

I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.

by rachyy April 14, 2007

Flank and Spank

When you're playing Gears of War, or any other online game, and you flank the enemy, and give a good ol' spank from your shotgun, or any other weapon of choice. Usually is a technical Flank and Spank if the enemy didn't even know you were there.

Respek: He doesn't even know I'm here...
Standing Freddy: Then give him the ol' Flank and Spank!

by Standing Freddy March 2, 2007

spankenstein

A man who masturbates in the morning to help himself wake up.

Joe was late for class because he was groggy and he had to use his spankenstein method of waking up.

by DJ16 January 30, 2009

spank bank

visual memory card used for purposes of later self pleasure; remembering a certain girl for later

"yeah, i put her in my spank bank"
lets go to the pool, i need some new spank bank material

by kraut September 18, 2003

spank

1. masturbate
2. hit across buttocks as a disciplinary measure
3. to defeat soundly

1. "Man, I'm gonna spank to that Alisha Klass video tonight."
2. "Next time you spill your drink, I'll spank you."
3. "Brother, the Cowboys will completely spank the 49ers tomorrow."

by Jenesis October 2, 2005

Spank City

1. the location where men must resort to and masturbate when having a slow night with the ladies; often a bathroom or private bedroom

These girls aren't really vibin me tonight, looks like its gonna be a lonely road to spank city.

by A Vass in the House February 8, 2010