The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018
Get the SPANKING THE TURTLEmug. When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.
by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011
Get the Front Spankingmug. When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face
by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021
Get the Wank-Spankmug. When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
Get the Spanking the ghostmug. by tcw4 November 26, 2014
Get the spanking whiteysmug. 1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.
2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.
3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.
3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.
2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.
3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.
3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
Get the spank stainmug. 1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.
2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.
Do you care for a proper-spank?
Do you care for a proper-spank?
by S. Morgenstern July 16, 2007
Get the proper-spankmug.