Dick someone down

This means to get some ass.

"Yo I'm going to a party."
"Alright dick someone down for me."

by Jephtee November 4, 2014

someoneelsie

the result of your mum trying to take a selfie and not knowing which way to hold the phone.

Stop sending a someoneelsie I have no idea who that person is.

by ThereIsMore May 26, 2014

take the piss out of someone

to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.

From the movie Snatch:

"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"

Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)

Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!

Boris: Fuck you!

Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)

by Roberto y Maria September 13, 2011

to toss someone off

To toss someone off is to give someone a handjob. It can also be used reflexively to mean masturbation.

To toss someone off can be used in the following ways:

"I tossed him off, and then he wanted to cuddle." handjob

"After I got home, I looked at some porn and tossed myself off." masturabtion/reflexive verb

"We tossed each other off." plural reflexive

"She tossed us/them off." plural

by liontyp September 14, 2013

keep an eye on on someone or something

To watch someone or something while someone else is busy

Would you mind keeping an eye on my daughter while I am at the store?

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

someones fucking your bitch

When you drop the blunt during a smoke session, mainly marijuana or tabaco

Here jerry, take this
Okay! *drops it*
Someones fucking your bitch jerry!!

by UnToastedToast November 5, 2021

kick the stuffing out of (someone)

Vrb phrs. To beat up severely.

The next time I see Tom, I'm going to kick the fucking stuffing out of him!

by Miss Agreeable May 25, 2004