Eastern Shore Sober

Living on the Eastern Shore of Maryland living life all while being a fully functional alcoholic. But hey we don't do drugs (weed is not a drug ).

Having some cocktails at night. Waking up going in and working hard. Repeat until the weekend where you continue to day drink.

1) Nah man I am still Eastern Shore Sober. I only had 10 , tenies(10 oz bud lights found only in MD) so I am good to go for a country ride.

by gigiti April 1, 2021

Uncle Al Sober

One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.

Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?

Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.

Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.

by Leosgay4robots November 4, 2022

Mr. Michael Sobek

The hottest teacher in some people's opinion

Mr. Michael Sobek is not even my teacher and he is so hot that I want him to pound me. My favorite part is his butt.

by Don't get me in trouble June 30, 2019

sober as a knob job

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".

Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.

by Bryan R January 5, 2009

Sober as a rock

To be extremely sober. According to claire, this is a thing.

Claire is sober as a rock.

by original_prankster November 3, 2016

sobeerat

A beautiful, cool and amazing girl

The place is sobeerat

All the social science girls are sobeerat

by Sobeerat October 31, 2018

Homework Sober

1.Adj. The act of not doing homework for a certain period of time, usually resulting in the failing of your class courses.

Dude#1: Hey man did you the biology homework i need to copy it.
Dude#2: Nope
Dude#1: O Yeah i forgot you're homework sober. How long now?
Dude#2: About 2 months....
Dude#1: Glwith life............

by Turnupdafunk April 21, 2010