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socketeering

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “socketing” the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces
Hey guys, I just invented socketeering!”
“Shut up, Jackson!”
Note: as far as I’m aware this is the only way this word has ever been used in conversation.
by Gofein March 11, 2021
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The Shocker

Verb: The sexual act that consists of the dominant partner, either male or female, giving the more subtle female partner pleasure by inserting the index and middle fingers into her vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand into her anus. She is pleasured by the slow/fast thrusting of the hand in and out of the orifices.

The Shocker is also known as:
1. 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce
2. 2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie
3. 2 in the cummer, 1 in the plumber
4. 2 in the meat pie, 1 in the brown eye
5. 2 in the kook, 1 in the dook

Noun: That really intense yellow bad guy from the Spiderman comics.
Verb-
Marc: "Whats the shocker?"
Taylor: "Its two in the fish bowl, one in the corn-hole!"

Noun-
Spiderman: "Oh god, its the shocker!"
by the storm drains May 3, 2008
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soccer mom arm

The arm, specifically the right arm, a mother (or other driver) uses to protect the person in the passenger seat when they slam on the brakes. This arm is quickly forced in front of the passenger to ensure they do not move the, roughly, three inches they would normally go forward during an abrupt stop.
Thank god she used the soccer mom arm or I would have flown into the windshield!
by vades June 10, 2007
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soccer mom

Some sort of detriment to life. A waste of body cells. Middle-class or lower-upperclass, SUV driving, bitch. Cuts people off on the roads, cause accidents only able to be paid for by her husband's income. High up on the school PTA, try to censor anything and everything. Fucked over all of American society.

They are also great targets for a variety of weapons.
Jay was drving his brand new Corvette Z06 when a fugly soccer mom crashed into it with her fucking large minivan. Needless to say, Jay upheld the rebellious spirit by blowing her head of with an M82 .50 cal. He then ate her children and blew up her house.
by FUK SOCCER MOMS July 16, 2004
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Pink Socked

During non-lubed anal sex the male pulls out abruptly and savagely, leaving the rectum in question protruding like a rolled up pink sock.
Viv: Damn girl you look sore!
Sally: Yeah that bastard I went home with last night pink socked me, and now my farts sound like a New Year's eve party favor.
by Buck Futz June 7, 2009
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cock sucker face

The constant expression on Megan Fox's face. Its Her trademark facial expression that makes her so appealing to men and launched her talentless career.

fuckin, mouth breathing, hot slut.
"Sometimes when that Megan Fox bitch makes that cock sucker face I want to punch her in the mouth cause I cant tell if she is looking snobby and arogant or if she does infact want to suck my cock."
by 123jerk May 6, 2010
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Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.
While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.
by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010
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