saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

soap weld

A soap weld is the product of combining one bar of soap with another with the use of water and hand pressure.

The bar of soap was worn down to a tub skipping stone so I soap welded it to the new bar. Now my showers smell like sandalwood and irish spring.

by FrankThunderdome January 30, 2019

Soap potion

When you add water to shampoo or soap bottle because it’s running out of soap

Did you make the soap potions in the shower?!

by ThecoolestPhantomWriter November 2, 2022

soap mouth

Someone who suffers from the genetic defect that makes Cilantro taste like soap.

"Get a load of that soap mouth picking the cilantro out of his tacos!"

by Soaplord March 16, 2023

Soap/K3yb0ard

Sometimes goes by keyboard, an amazing person, I love them, will not hesitate to fuck you up if you mess with them. They are in LOTS of fandoms, they are shy,

"Soap/K3yb0ard looks stunning today"

by Pansyzz June 23, 2023

Dry soaping

The act of bathing using only soap and no water.

I'm allergic to shower water so I have to resort to dry soaping.

by THAT_ECHHH December 7, 2018

Soap Time

A time when something utterly humiliating happens to someone you know

“My friend just tripped and fell on a trumpet”
“Bro, it’s Soap Time”

by Joni Spagoni November 14, 2022