scouse african

a little thieving scally who for the purposes of glory and trying to evade shame desperately tries to claim he is from south africa, when truly he is a dirty little unwashed rat who originates from a skip outside goodison park.this unfortunate little cunt was raised by wolves, resulting in him not being able to socialise with humans and having outrageously excessive leg hair growth.

that cunts a little socuse african
thieving little scouse african
some scouse african's robbed my shoes
wales is a cunt

by matt rumsey March 2, 2008

Snourette's

The act of shouting uncontrollable profanity in one's sleep. Often experienced during Stage IV sleep, the individual experiences bouts of unexplained, violent, and angry outbursts.

"I was late for work this morning because my girlfriend had a violent episode of Snourette's last night. I was awoken to the scream, "Fuck, ass cunt-sucking whore." She must have been dreaming of Joan Rivers again.

by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010

snusey q

Snusey Q, the desease that causes an admormal growth along the inner rectum that causes pain throught the scotum and causes a yellowish green substance to spill from the anus and out of the eyes. Only way to contract this disease is to have anal sex with somone named Snusey Q.

Snusey Q cant get laid

by TwIsTeD April 9, 2005

spouse-mate

a term to refer to the girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse of your house-mate, meaning you sort of live with them, and are sort of mates with them, but that your original reason for knowing them was them dating your house-mate.

A: so how d'you know kate?
B: uhhh, like 2 years ago when i was living with jake in london, she was my spouse-mate.

by maisieeeeeee November 8, 2009

snoose

A goose and snake in one - snoose! Observed in Cabo Mexico, an indescribable action performed by an an animal now refered to as a snoose.

Can be used as a noun, expletive or verb. Image gladly provided upon request.

"Don't be such a snoose" "What the snoose!" "Stop snoosing around"

by Tanya & Amy May 19, 2005

spoused

spoused: When a chatter's spouse/partner enters the house or computer room of where one lives, they leave the chatroom immediately without saying goodbye to anyone in the chatroom.

While chatting in a Yahoo chatroom, right in the middle of a conversation Stoneman left without saying goodbye to anyone. Holly said, "I think Stoneman got spoused again."

by Kristilicious July 7, 2005

scouse eyelash

another name for pubic hair. so called as pubic hair is curly, as is the hair of scousers.

i had a scouse eyelash trapped in my teeth after eating out my girlfriend because the bitch hadnt shaved her pussy.

by mofo69 November 10, 2004