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Snourette's 

The act of shouting uncontrollable profanity in one's sleep. Often experienced during Stage IV sleep, the individual experiences bouts of unexplained, violent, and angry outbursts.
"I was late for work this morning because my girlfriend had a violent episode of Snourette's last night. I was awoken to the scream, "Fuck, ass cunt-sucking whore." She must have been dreaming of Joan Rivers again.
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Senourette Syndrome 

The inability to control what comes out of your mouth due to a combination of Tourette's Syndrome and reaching a certain senior age.

Pronunciation: 'seen'-'your'-'ette' syndrome
Pierre could not understand why he kept alienating people or why he frequently dropped F-bombs. His family and friends suggested that he was possibly suffering from Senourette Syndrome.

Stourettes 

Stourettes syndrome is related to tourettes but it is characterized by the telling of inappropriate stories at inappropriate times. Touretts is a single inappropriate vocalization where Stourettes is an entire story that is told at a time that will embarrass and/or disturb the listener.
My girlfriend Stourettes flared up at my grandma's 80th birthday as she told them of her story of her explosive diarrhea , running out of toilet paper and having to use both her socks to wipe.
Stourettes by Rick J Nasty September 11, 2011
To be described as the most sexy badass guy you will every know.
He's so Surette
Surette by Les Awesome July 1, 2011

Madi Surette

Madi is cool but won't date me but that's okay

She also absolute band trash
can be passive aggressive af
eats all your eggs
sounds like a microwave sometimes
hates brendan
dog: pet me
Madi Surette: no I'm listening to twenty one pilots be
Madi Surette by band trash 69 October 15, 2016

Snorvette 

A remarkable slow Corvette, usually in the fast lane, going under the speed limit and accelerating extremely slowly.
I merged behind the Snorvette at the light hoping to pass the truck with multiple trailers, but instead ended up in the slow lane.
Snorvette by Lynx[aP] June 6, 2018

Matt Surette 

A veery handsome, sexy and hilarious man who makes all the women swoon.
"Did you see Stella fall down the stairs when she saw that guy ?"

"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"
Matt Surette by Bambi_69 July 3, 2023