flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated

"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister

by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019

Flying Sex Snake

When you jump off the top rope in a wrestling ring with your dick out and perfectly insert your wang into your opponent.

John Cena just preformed the flying sex snake!

by Jackrocks112 December 23, 2019

alabama snake slide

"two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers and inserting the other in her butt.

steph is a real freak enjoys the old alabama snake slide.

by Jack Mehoff2 June 22, 2008

butt snake

a usually brown or green snake that dwells in the bowells until it is full grown and then released from the anus into the toilet world

Grant saw the remains of a very aggresive butt snake all over the toilet bowl, but never saw the actual butt snake he had released

by anonymous388 February 5, 2010

Solid Snaked

To avoid a situation where awkwardness or trouble could ensue

I owed that guy money but I solid snaked it through the back.

Saw that chick I didnt want to see so I solid snaked it before she could see me.

by Mav3ric June 28, 2007

solid snake

a badass military soldier who can take down a tank using only grenades.

"hey snake,how did you take down that tank?"

"uh...with grenades."

"holy crap! snake you're the...the shit,man!"

solid snake totally pwns sam fisher. nuff said.

by idbfgd January 5, 2010

one eyed snake

Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.

He has a dangerous one eyed snake

by Kiss my ass May 9, 2003