(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
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2/An unfortunate display of such unfortunate elitism kindly supplied by said unfortunates.
2/An unfortunate display of such unfortunate elitism kindly supplied by said unfortunates.
1/Dude: Hey, Check out the RMT I just posted on Smogon. Provided I haven't been permanently banned for using an Arcanine...
2/Dude: Woah, no need to go all Smogon all of a sudden...
2/Dude: Woah, no need to go all Smogon all of a sudden...
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1. The "call to arms" cry of protest, shouted by people radically opposed to the slang word smooch replacing the more formal kiss
2. A movie starring Robin Williams and a 2-legged rat that looks like Danny DeVito
2. A movie starring Robin Williams and a 2-legged rat that looks like Danny DeVito
Joe Moviegoer: Did you see Death To Smoochy?
Nude Protestor: Death to Smoochy! Death to Smoochy! Deaaaath Toooooo Smooooochy!
American Flag: It's his right to protest!
Nude Protestor: Death to Smoochy! Death to Smoochy! Deaaaath Toooooo Smooooochy!
American Flag: It's his right to protest!
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The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.
There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.
If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.
The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.
There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.
If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.
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