Smell Test

Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous

Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?

Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.

Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.

by Jako Kot July 26, 2010

ethan's smell

Alot of people really wonder what ethan smells like, well the truth is.... beef. and he might aswell even be beef! its not the vine meme, "i smell like beef" but him instead cause he never showers, smells like beef/rotten beef, gross disgusting human being. hes my brother lol.

Person A: Hey, What's ethan's smell?
Person B: oh its beef.
Person A: .... beef?
Ethan: beef

by kinemiko March 10, 2021

Smell A X

The stinkiest airport in the world

Uncle flew into Smell A X

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 24, 2019

what's that smell?

A comment usually left by someone indicating "bullshit" to a story deemed likely made up. Is usually a reply to an online message board like Reddit, or on Youtube comments.

Jussie Smollett: "I was attacked by a lynch mob!"
Suspicious person #3,655,023: "What's that smell?"
Suspicious person's friend: "Oh you think he's bullshitting?"

by MD B123 May 27, 2020

smell zone

an area affected by an extremely unpleasant smell that you do not want to breathe in

Somebody was already shitting there when I was peeing in the toilet and I got into the smell zone. Fuck! I wanna go home and change my clothes now.

by vladim_i_rich June 20, 2016

Nenad smell

To forget to check if the mute button actually mutes the speaker. Then proceed to say 'BOOM' while thinking the microphone is muted, when in-fact, its not during a business call.

Try not to do a Nenad smell

by Ljimn January 25, 2018

smelling the glove

When you put a beer in your glove, so as to not be seen drinking a delicious beverage by Ski Patrol

No, sir, Im not drinking a beer, I'm just smelling the glove

by Deesnuts April 26, 2014