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Koofi Smacker

it refers to slapping a koofi, yarmulkah or other religious garb off. The disrespect is due to one's clouded religious beliefs being literally smacked off their stupid heads. 'na mean?
Jimmy Jones is that real deal Koofi smacker. Ma$e better watch out...
by Shake Dog April 17, 2005
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Pole smoker

Any of the the genus homosexualhomosapien in which a male performs felacio on another male. Also see weiner whiffer,peter puffer,bone smuggler,butt pirate,cock gobbler,turd burgaler and ass clown.
Sean Penn and all the French are pole smokers.
by Oogalie Boogalie April 15, 2003
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Smoker Bashing

When you and a group of individuals walk the streets at night looking for smokers. Then you just beat them and call them pussies for smoking cigarettes.
The other day when I was exiting work, I was attacked by the cigarette smell of some coworkers. Man, I felt like smoker bashing right then and there.
by SiLentThReaD August 1, 2008
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slaker

A very lazy person, a person that slakes.
Slang for a person that slakes.
by Kirst January 21, 2005
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Smoker Etiquette

Also known as cigarettiquette. This is the unspoken law between smokers.

1. A bum should come prepared with a lighter.

2. Beggars can't be choosers.

3. If a cigarette is refused to a bum, the bum can't get butt hurt, just suck it up and deal.

4. When asking for a smoke, be polite and creative.

5. If the supplier has no lighter and the bum has lighter in hand, the supplier lights first.

6. The bum is required to make conversation with the supplier unless told to go away.

7. Bums should not ask the same person for a smoke more than once in a day.
B= Bum
S= Supplier

B-Excuse me, could I proposition you for a tasty smoky treat?

S- Sure, do you have a lighter?

B- Indeed, I do... Seems like we're both in luck.

(Light conversation ensues)

(Later that day...)

B- Hey man, sorry to bother you, but could I bum another?

S- Dude, I already gave you one today. Where's your smoker etiquette?
by Prof. Lofty April 17, 2009
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smalker

a smaller size stalker. A tiny girl that hangs on tall guys or smallish geeky guys that go after the hot babes.
Watch out! The new girl is a smalker.
You don't want to be Prom Queen, they get all the smalkers!
by Manny Stiles July 21, 2006
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Kula Shaker

A variation on cool, great, awesome etc. Ironically associated with the band of the same name.
Dansfield -'we're probs off to the union tonight'
I-ain - 'Kula Shaker'
by I-ain October 20, 2008
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