Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
by tarnished_man September 13, 2010
Get the Blue Haired Smoothiemug. This is when a lady shaves her naughty parts totally bare and has friends vote on how much they like it.
Cindy shaved her vigina and showed it to all of her girl friends and asked them to "rate my smoothy". on a scale of 1-10
by eddie21 February 3, 2010
Get the rate my smoothymug. When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.
by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009
Get the Sour Apple Smoothiemug. When you shove a baby in a semen filled blender and turn it on, makes for a delicious Monday beverage.
Grant: "Oooooooh I just drank my 10th Savile Smoothie™, oooooooh I love them so much."
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"
by OoooohGrant July 29, 2020
Get the savile smoothie™mug. A cheesy middle aged balding man, preferably with the name Pedro or Santino. Slicked back hair and a sharp suit.
by HollyandTawny April 29, 2008
Get the Senor Smoothiemug. by ravenflesh June 24, 2008
Get the flesh flute smoothiemug. by jrsjoint March 17, 2010
Get the Southern Comfort Smoothiemug.