Pod Slurping

Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.

Cheri is the queen of pod slurping. She never runs out of spit.

by Jimmy Keys December 24, 2008

slurper

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.

I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Slurpin' the Serpent

When your woman dribbles saliva on your cock and slups it off while she gives you head.

My roommate walked in to find Suzy slurpin' the serpent.

by Kade Johnson April 26, 2006

herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.

by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007

slurpin douche

the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils.

that man can slurpin douche!

by bryce wayne May 25, 2011

Slurpeh

One who slurps anything or has sex. Also means "butt explosion".

Guy1: (Fire comes out of his anus)
Guy2: "Oh man, did you just fart?"
Guy1: "No! I just Slurpeh'd! God!"

butt explosion anus slurp slurping

by Zechla August 26, 2013

slurpee nigga

Indian convenience store owner.

That slurpee nigga had no cherry flavor in his icee machine.

by Sweaty Box October 21, 2015