Slop Claw

The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.

Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"

Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"

Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"

Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"

by Don Cuckold March 12, 2014

Slopcock

noun: a penis that has recently been blown or involved in penetration.

"Man, that girl was on the rag and didn't tell me. Talk about a slopcock."

by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014

Sloperation

A sloppy operation.

This whole process is out of wack; it's a sloperation!

by PortManTeau February 5, 2015

slopage

The dirtiest anal fuckage you could ever imagine

Mom: Please Daddy this is gross!
Dad: I love the slopage! Take it like a man!

by Lorb August 8, 2016

slop shopping

When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.

Dude ! I know you were slop shopping last night your couch smells like cheese curds and panda shit.

by Redalert423 July 14, 2017

Slop bucket

A woman who fucks other womens husband or boyfriends

She's such a slop bucket

by Punkin 123 August 27, 2018

sloopn't

The past tense of to sleep.

I sloopn't well last night.

by seanthedudebro September 30, 2018