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Mother Of All Bitch Slaps

With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target.
Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!
by I Seen It Live... February 20, 2007
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Carolina Butt Slop

Diarrhea at it's worst. The kind that splatters out all at once into the bowl and splashes water all over your butt.
"Wow after that Indian Food last night I crapped out a huge heapin' bowl of Carolina Butt Slop!!!"
by Matthew Walker May 22, 2006
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Red Slobster

A red-faced drunkard. One who is sloppy. Who's actions can't be controlled nor remembered.
by Bigzezee April 21, 2011
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SLAPS ALL AROUND

An expression of extreme anger at something so amazingly fucking stupid that everyone involved in any way with it should be slapped.
Katsudo Ryoku: it's weird how taco bell started making fries
Katsudo Ryoku: stranger still that they rock
NecroVMX: TACO BELL MAKES FRIES? WHAT THE FUCK?
NecroVMX: SLAPS ALL AROUND
by NecroVMX June 28, 2003
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slipsnot

A bastardization of the word Slipknot.

Slipknot is a Nu Metal band from America.


if you ask me, it's a more accurate way to call the band.
Holy shit, Slipsnot is fucking gay.
by Mati January 18, 2005
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slop out

(BrE) when prisoners slop uot, they empty the containers that they use as toilets
Prisoners slop out every morning...
by Jaca1 October 20, 2010
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slapsturbate

The act of high-fiving oneself.
Beth was alone when she found out the good news, so she decided to slapsturbate.
by zomby w00f November 17, 2010
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