Sleeping Bag

The act of getting money while you're sleeping

"I want that Sleeping Bag bro... making money while i'm sleep. Ya feel me?"

"Buy me a couple houses, get me a few tenants... then boom, I got that Sleeping Bag"

by Mkhai Sphinx June 21, 2019

Erudite Sleeping Elephant

The act of effectively undescending both testicles thus removing them from the scrotum and pushing them back up into the groin area. When the shaft of the penis is then pulled down, the result resembles a wise and sleeping elephant.

Whenever I feel sad and alone, I bust out an Erudite Sleeping Elephant, aka an ESE. The profound knowledge of my humble and wise friend gives me solace.

by Frank-Dubb November 22, 2007

Creeping The Sleeping

The art of creeping up to someone while they are sleeping, getting as close to them as possible and then taking a photo of yourself next to them.
Creeping The Sleeping is a great way to ensure that your friends don't sleep in your presence.

Ridiculous or daring poses are preferred.

Is easily performed by insomniacs or those new to instagram.

"I will never sleep again in public, there are too many people Creeping The Sleeping"

by beatrixmooney August 21, 2012

Sleeping Beauty

The act of jizzing on someone's eyes in their sleep. The receipient will either a) wake up hours later with their eyes crusted over with semen or b) wake up shortly afterwards wondering what is in their eyes and smear it around their face with their hands.

"Oh shit, dawg! I gave that ho a sleeping beauty! Bitch woke up screamin', "AHHH! NIGGA I CAN'T SEE!!!!"

-or-

"I gave that fucker a sleeping beauty and five minutes later he wiped the cum all over his face. He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?"

by djtoosh September 28, 2006

sleeving

When one man inserts his penis full-length into that of another. Not to be confused with docking, which only involves the foreskin.

Steve hasn't pissed right since he and carl got into sleeving.

by sooner sideshow bob July 10, 2010

sleeping bags

A less explicit way of saying condoms.

"Hey, Tina, Can I borrow a couple sleeping bags? Its gonna be a good night ;)"

by MollyConnolly November 14, 2009

Sleeping Bag

referring to an uncircumcised penis. Very unsightly and most unfortunate to behold, especially when the tent it is pitching is kiddie sized.

"So we were going to go camping right? And he just started unrolling this tiny sleeping bag and I decided I didn't want to pitch a tent with him anymore"

by Yvetta von Kurtz September 28, 2011