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Slate

a combination of "Stupid", "Loser", and "Tate"
Tate and Lucy at the same time: we should go to hershey park!!!
Tate: jinx!! knock on wood!...bang...bang...bang...OWWW!!!
Kanika: gosh Tate, don't be such a slate!
by Lucinda Rolando May 19, 2008
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Shatter

The ugly mess that coats the inside of the toilet bowl when you have to go to the bathroom so bad that you fart and defecate in unison as soon as you take your seat. (Sh*t/Splatter)
I had to go to the bathroom so bad that it took three flushes to clear the shatter from the bowl.
by Juan Pescador September 24, 2019
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Shatted

Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.

The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.

The example will help more.
Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!

Bettsy: Shatted....

or

B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007
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jack slattery

A dude who doesn't like it if you step on his "J"s and screams a lot. He also constantly starts fights and loses them.
ex: GIMME BACK MY LUNCHBOX
ex: he is such a Jack Slattery
by Mangernam October 5, 2013
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slanted definer

noun; an individual who frequently and repeatedly posts definitions on Urban Dictionary that are extremely opinionated and are usually intolerably annoying. They rarely give an accurate or informative definition of the word or term, but are usually nevertheless given high votes due to other users sharing their opinion. Slanted definitions usually include poor grammar, exclamation marks, and emoticons.
Scrubs - zomg totally the bes show evrrrrrrr! XD you all should totally wach it cuz is so funnnyyyyyy but also has good messgessss and stuf!

Scrubs - that show sucks balls and people who like it are queeros

Someone who leaves definitions like this is a slanted definer.
by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010
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Slanted

The phase between tipsy and drunk
Friend: “hey bro r u drunk?”
You: “ no bro I’m just slanted”
by SigmaKui February 17, 2018
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Shattercannon Pocket Punch

Named after a combination of scattergun and alabama hot pocket.

An alabama hot pocket is performed on a girl and then she punches her pelvic region, causing a splatter of shat to shoot out of her vagina, like a poopy sawn off shotgun.
She decorated the wall with a Shattercannon Pocket Punch.
by rogan? March 2, 2012
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