Simon 

The biggest, most dramatic, rat in history to ever exist. <3

Patricia: OMG have you heard from Simon lately?
Belinda: Gurl, you mean rat, we don't pronounce that name anymore, from now of on its rat remember

Simon by yoman <3 March 29, 2023

Simon 

A guy that really like snails and is really nice to everyone around them.

Guy 1 - Hey, hqve you seen that guy Simon?
Guy 2 - Yeah! Hes amazing to talk to!

Simon by FRYS02 May 4, 2023

Simon 

A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household

Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!

Simon by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023

Simon 

A guy who thinks he gets all the girls but really isn’t all that.

Me: He’s such a Simon.
Kyle: Ik right?

Simon by SlimJim_83 June 17, 2023

simon 

he is a nugga

simon the nugga

simon by proofen July 5, 2023

simon 

nugga nay

simon is a nugga nay

simon by proofen July 5, 2023

Simon 

weird creep.

Simon is such a weird creep

Simon by anonymous July 13, 2023