A British comedian known best as a co-host of Popworld and probably the best host of Never Mind the Buzzcocks. He also does stand-up shows and released a DVD called 'Do Nothing'. He's witty, funny, sharp, Jewish, gay and has adorable hair. When you look at him, you want to kiss him and wrestle him at the same time.
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks is shit without Simon.
- I know, nobody can replace him.
A good joke is a joke that needs a disclaimer, like Simon Amstell's joke about Courtney Love.
- I know, nobody can replace him.
A good joke is a joke that needs a disclaimer, like Simon Amstell's joke about Courtney Love.
by Clockwork June 16, 2012
Get the Simon Amstell mug.Definition-1- The classic electronic memory game. The object of the game is to copy Simon's moves, each time you correctly match the lights and sounds, another light & sound is added. If you click out of order, you have to start over again.
Definition-2- The classic memory game. the player acting as 'Simple Simon' gets all the other players 'out' as quickly as possible; the winner of the game is usually the last player who has successfully followed all of the given commands. A play is eliminated by following a command without "Simple Simon Says".
Definition-3- A clever way to express your thoughts when you're dissatisfied with something.
Definition-2- The classic memory game. the player acting as 'Simple Simon' gets all the other players 'out' as quickly as possible; the winner of the game is usually the last player who has successfully followed all of the given commands. A play is eliminated by following a command without "Simple Simon Says".
Definition-3- A clever way to express your thoughts when you're dissatisfied with something.
Example-1- I can't play simon says with you guys! Make sure to follow the lights!
Example-2- Who wants to play simons says with me? I'll be Simple Simon to start it off.
Example-3- Simon says, 3 hashtags per tweet is permissible. More than 3 and he gives you permission to SLAP YOURSELF.
Example-2- Who wants to play simons says with me? I'll be Simple Simon to start it off.
Example-3- Simon says, 3 hashtags per tweet is permissible. More than 3 and he gives you permission to SLAP YOURSELF.
by HEX1NER August 9, 2012
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Get the Simon mug.A Simon is a well intended good-natured Italian. He is often found during two hole related activities: falling in them; or stuffing his face hole with food.
“Woah is that Wendy’s buffet is destroyed...Simon must be here”
“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”
“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”
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