Swimming lessons on the penis

to learn how to use the penis better

Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.

by Marc Nucum September 13, 2006

Simping

To over think or over value a girl by listening to sad music or just thinking bout her.

I was simping over Jessica since I’ve been sliding in her dm’s.

by Thicc Snicker November 20, 2018

Samming

The compulsion to make sandwhiches using your entree itemes and the bread product provided

The waiter brought me more rolls when he saw me Samming the turkey and mash potatoes.

by Jtrigger January 30, 2016

swimming

The most sexy sport alive. Boys get ripped and girls get hot body's. Swimmers are the most sexually active and hot out of everyone who does sports. Idiots say swimming is easy, but the real swimmers know that you have to be extremely disciplined and determined to do it. Most people are attracted to swimmers because they are naturally aphrodisiac. SWIMMERS ARE THE BEST PERIODT.

Random guy: she is looks so hot while shes swimming!
Another guy: Of course man!

by ayeimataurus:) May 13, 2020

Simpington

a man who's a fool and does to much for women hoping to get laid or gets tricked by women into thinking that if he does what they tell him to do he'll get some even though he won't.

Nathan is such a simpington, I tell him ill send him nudes if he does what I want even though I won't.

by DCN August 21, 2020

Simping Bimping

Someone who is simping bimping is basically simping but on a whole entire level, they would lie, and so anything out of their way to please the person of interest, usually they would also be referred as zaweer

Hey! I heard the zaweer is simping bimping again!

by Mr albert February 10, 2022

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.

by von groovy June 18, 2017