Soomer

Person who is a mindless vessel for the will of big corporations, ready to consume with little to no skepticism or discernment about the objective quality of the product.

When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."

"Pete bought the new iPhone that's $800 and doesn't even have any new useful features."

"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."

"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."

by therewenttrouble January 13, 2021

Roto-Shooter

The act of putting a plunger on a wall and ass-ramming it while jerking off

Oh Paul is in the bathroom doing the Roto-shooter.

by The Big Creep April 24, 2009

School Shooter

Our lord and savior, ends the school year for us. And you never have to go back!

Teacher: Oh no! A school shooter!
The entire class: YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

by NatsukiBest March 18, 2022

shit-shooters

A person who mostly engages in casual, meaningless small talk, and little else.

Fake people

"I hate shit-shooters, they're so fake and impersonal"

by irehathsad November 19, 2006

Cincinnati Tutor Shooter

When after intercourse someone takes a shot out of a used condom.

Dude, you won't believe it. That girl was such a Cincinnati Bengal we talked her into taking a Cincinnati Tutor Shooter.

by Matt and Steph April 8, 2008

Shooberriness

The warm fuzzy feeling one gets after sitting in an already warmed chair.

Beth was delightfully surprised by the shooberriness after sitting down in her second hour class.

by Aja March 29, 2004

six gun shooter

The ability for a male to multiple ejacualte while having sex.

Having sex with him was incredible a total six gun shooter.

by windo changer October 23, 2011