Shafty Maguire

Best fucking band ever

I listened to a Shafty Maguire song today. It owned.

by Exthuse February 13, 2005

Shifty Disco

to get on with doing something as quickly as possible

lets shifty disco out of here

by Pete G June 11, 2006

shufty zubrick

To have sex.
See shufty cush.

'Geez, I fancy a bit of shufty zubrick after that excellent vindaloo.'

by Bat Chain Puller March 21, 2008

Shooty Hoops

When a bunch of dorky middle/upper middle class white people play arcade basketball.

Dude, did you see Kevin the accountant playing shooty hoops last night?

Yeah bro, he was balling. I bet him a couple longnecks I'd win. I failed epicly.

by nfseminole May 6, 2014

Shakin' hands with shorty

slang for male masturbation

"Damn, I just got to shakin' hands with shorty when my old lady walked in."

by runfrom1 September 30, 2004

Shotty Bottle

A makeshift pipe to smoke weed out of. It is made from a waterbottle with one hole near the base and another hole 3/4 of the way up 1/4 turn around from the first hole. The top of the bottle is then covered with foil and holes are poked in it, preferably with a needle.

To use, suck through the bottom hole while using the top hole as a carb. You may need someone else to light you at first, pros do not.

Shotty bottles are the best way to smoke, you get the biggest hits and giant clears too. Also, a retard can make one in about 2 minutes and they're free.

by TheLumbahjack September 12, 2006

shorty

A shorty (sha-dee) is pretty much just a f*ck partner, someone you chill with, but wouldn't actually call your boo (your main thing). If you are already with someone, they are your piece on the side.

I used to pretend you were just another shorty I put the naughty on...

by P Mama October 28, 2003