smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl

"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"

by goats February 23, 2005

shushing

When receiving a blowjob, the guy waits until he is about to reach orgasm at which point he shoves his penis as far as possible down the girls throat and violently ejaculates, causing the girl to vomit uncontrollably.

i was shushing this girl really hard last night and i think i got some nacho pieces stuck inside my dick.

by waylon MF'n jennings February 2, 2010

smeshing

a new, hip form of the word "banter" which frankly is becoming over used, plus its much more fun to say.
it means to engage in a funny conversation with other people.

"oh i do love smeshing with my friends."

"i love to smesh with people i dont usually talk to."

by Gaspazriel October 1, 2012

SMASHING

The act of replying to any question in a quick neck turn and wierd face. Related to Nigel thornberrys favorite response.

SMASHING.

How was your day today?

*quickly turns around with ugly face* SMASHING.

by HerpDerpBox July 26, 2014

Smishing

An illogical Action.

When a persons actions go beyond logical thought processes

If someone is trying to cook an egg in a cold frying pan then they are smishing because it is illogical to cooking in a cold pan

by nomeD08 June 16, 2009

Cake Smushing

The sexual gratification of cake sqaushing with feet or posterior.

She didn't get her thrills from big cock John... instead she gets off on a bit of cake smushing.
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!

by Qhwan August 11, 2021

Sushington

A white creature often thought of as a Dragon or Dinosaur.

The Abominable Snow Monster.

I had a dream last night about a Sushington

by ILikeEels July 20, 2010